Friday, December 20, 2013

Why God Made Mothers

I was reading answers given by 2nd grade schoolchildren to the following questions and I thought they were so interesting and funny. I wanted to know what my children's answers would be 
so I asked them :)

Why did God make mothers?
Simon (9.5, 4th grade): Without mothers there would be no people.
Stanley (7, 2nd grade): To make sure their children not have too much candy and not play too much video games and not watch too much movies.
Thaddeus (5, pre-k): To make babies.

How did God make mothers?
Simon: He just said, “Let there be ladies”.
Stanley: With his words. He said it and it came true.
Thaddeus: By skeleton.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
Simon: God’s love.
Stanley: Skin, bones, and muscles.
Thaddeus: I don’t know.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
Simon: Because the wrong mom would not do the same thing as my mom.
Stanley: Because she is our only mom and we love her.
Thaddeus: Because I love my mom.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
Simon: A good listener.
Stanley: A good crocheter.
Thaddeus: A baby.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
Simon: If he has time for kids.
Stanley: That someday they were going to have a baby.
Thaddeus: If he can go to the marry station

Why did your mom marry your dad?
Simon: She fell in love with him and they wanted to have children
Stanley: To have a baby.
Thaddeus: Because she loves him

Who’s the boss at your house?
Simon: Mom.
Stanley: Papa and Mama.
Thaddeus: Dedyshka and Papa.

What’s the difference between moms & dads?
Simon: Their hair.
Stanley: Papa’s have a beard some times and mom’s don’t. Moms are not bald.
Thaddeus: Look a little bit the same, but different skin.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
Simon: Crochet.
Stanley: Use her computer.
Thaddeus: She’s too busy.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
Simon: Flowers in her hair.
Stanley:  Take a picture with a newborn baby.
Thaddeus: Not be busy.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
Simon: For her to take us to PlayPlace more often.
Stanley: To not yell at us.
Thaddeus: Not be busy every day

Oh I had a good chuckle, I hope you did as well...

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